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legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

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shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

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justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

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conciente:

centipedehoez:

andrewkurbiko:

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars

the universe is amazing

it really is

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rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

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amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

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Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
Me: Is ya'll hiring?

crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

(via bikinilongbottom)



Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.



overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

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A classic.

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